“Hey, I’m trending on twitter. Sweeet!”
“I miss Gurney. So much.”
“OOC: Whoaaa, I’m sorry for being away from tumblr for so long ;__; but like Arnold Schwagegrggeregrg said: “I’ll be back!”
I am so easily fascinated lol

I am so easily fascinated lol

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“Big Hand Max. Yeah right.”
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Relatable Blog | Quotes and Sayings | My life on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/16030926

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Relatable Blog | Quotes and Sayings | My life on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/16030926

“Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.”
“Harper hit me when I tried to eat her dress. WELL EXCUSE ME if I was hungry when you happened to wear your pizza dress.”
“why did i eat my pumpkin house? i need another man cave. the manliness is going down in the house, and I don’t mean dad”

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Dude, you’re on a cruise. And how did you fit into a pumpkin AHAHAHA

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I mean the one I had before I got onto the cruise, at our Waverly Place sub shop

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“why did i eat my pumpkin house? i need another man cave. the manliness is going down in the house, and I don’t mean dad”